Like my heart wasn't in tune until you played it off-key
Apr 20 • 1 note •
Baby elephant drinking. When they are this young, they don’t yet know how to use their trunks to drink water.
so it just suBMERGED ITS FACE THAT IS SO PRECIOUS
#5. Wink at a person you do not know.
#4. Distract said strange girl in chemistry class when she is trying to complete her lab report.
#3. When I (or the girl in question) decides to be responsible and ignore your immature and disrespectful behaviour, you then proceed to poke her with a pencil for the remainder of the period.
#2. When I still refuse to take notice of your ridiculously childish actions, play the jealousy card by flirting with the darling of Avonlea High, Miss Ruby Gillis.
#1. When all other steps have failed, insult my physical appearance in the hallway after chemistry class in front of everyone.